Just for Fun
Cow Patty
January 29th, 2016
Pity poor Quinton Fisk. The promising 20-something was in the final semester of studying for his doctorate in B.S. (Bovinian Socialization) and was happily conducting a case study in Hankiwad,…
Carma
March 4th, 2015
Conrad and Blythe had a knack for rubbing people the wrong way. That’s probably why they were attracted to each other at a Roller Derby exhibition in New Jersey and…
Bottoms Up
March 4th, 2015
From his senior thesis, Noark Andresen, a Mythology Studies major from the Swedish Lund Institutet, re-enacts the birth of Stigg. Legend has it that Stigg, a full grown man-child, was…
Just Us
March 4th, 2015
Just as Quinton was yet again complaining to his therapist about life’s injustices, the Angels of Happiness materialized. Three distracted him with clever (and dirty) limericks while the fourth one…
Don't Look Back
March 4th, 2015
While exploring the Emerald Isle, Sir Hilary Fagglemoore happened upon and trapped a leprechaun and was promised three wishes. Unfortunately, the clever imp promptly hid from view in Sir Hilary's…
Thick Headed
March 4th, 2015
Pity poor Pippin. He had fought the flu for days and his head not only throbbed but also felt like it was filled with Plaster of Paris. He soaked in…
Guffaw
March 4th, 2015
Berktel-Rok-Tellahl planned to first scorch the surface of planet Earth and subjugate all humans into being his personal slaves but he had the misfortune of teleporting down beside Sadie Waddleneck…
Industrial Accident
March 4th, 2015
Kevin Bodwaddy was an overly dedicated employee at the "What? The Water Was Cold" shrink wrap company in Pacoima, California. Dedicated until he was tripped by his prankish supervisor and…
An Eyeful
March 4th, 2015
Presenting a recently discovered vintage photo of Mr. Peanut cruising the north shore of the Seine, Paris France. A mere moment after this picture was snapped, the icon tried to…
Lighten Up
March 4th, 2015
As he continued his experimentations with helium, Simon had his girlfriend’s pet, Jiggle Jaws, inhale the monoatomic gas for 18 hours. The outcome was better than Simon had dreamed possible.
Life Long
March 4th, 2015
Tuesday. 8:57am. Carl Buswelder, anxious to get to his macramé lesson on time, started to dash thru the intersection against the light. As he stepped off the curb, he felt…
Chin Up
March 4th, 2015
Experiment #425 was successful. Too successful. Sir Tubsters, a stray found living beneath a dumpster in the alley behind the astrophysics lab, was continuously suspended in "stasis" for 8 weeks.…
Permanent Love
March 4th, 2015
Chuck and Chantilly were in love. A love so deep, so head spinning, so forever that it made even dead poets blush. As if things weren’t perfect enough, Chuck got…
Tan Lines
March 4th, 2015
Flap Navel always dreamed of vacationing on planet Earth because, as an unattractive, middle-aged Ballwalladeen from the Fourth-Alternate-Universe-On-The-Left, he was so shockingly pink that his fellow Ballwalladeenians soundly shirked him.…
Lick This
March 4th, 2015
Jean Pierre Grandnez was the most renowned postman in all of Toulouse. His profound proboscis could pinpoint the emotions of the person posting each and every missive. He knew that…
X Marks the Spot
March 4th, 2015
Gloria and Steffen Blander felt that their lives were pointless. Neither was on a path with clear direction or passion. Then Future Cat – an all-knowing, immortal god-like creature that…
Flight Risk
March 4th, 2015
The Almighty Brainiac Overlords from the galaxy Poop-Loopah decided to invade our beloved Earth, suck up the planet’s precious fluids and turn all humans into a colony of slaves manufacturing…
The Scales of Love
March 4th, 2015
Their attraction was certainly unforeseen and some would say scandalous, but as a long dead poet once wrote, “Love refuses to be denied”. Carlotta was a chorus line performing scuba…
Model Citizen
December 20th, 2014
Aliens, impressed with Mr. Jowls abilities to fetch objects larger than his head, emit seemingly endless volumes of gas, and casually sniff other animals' butts with impunity, beamed him aboard…
Retirement Says a Me
December 20th, 2014
Like you, I've often wondered whatever happened to Aladdin. Well, he developed a nasty allergy to palm tree sap (which presented itself as unsightly rashes in the crotch area) so…