X Marks the Spot

Gloria and Steffen Blander felt that their lives were pointless. Neither was on a path with clear direction or passion. Then Future Cat – an all-knowing, immortal god-like creature that calls upon all of us throughout our lives, visited them. Most people fail to recognize this clairvoyant cat and even fewer take the courageous step of using the mesmerizing mouser to gaze into their futures. Well, after swigging a bottle of gold label Cuervo Especial, Gloria and Steffen took the leap. They saw their path clearly and it was good. True, they would have preferred to be enormously rich and/or famous but, after years of uncertainty, they were content to stop speaking and explore the world using invisible boxes, pulling invisible ropes and forever walking against an invisible wind. What will you do when you next see Future Cat?