Flight Risk

The Almighty Brainiac Overlords from the galaxy Poop-Loopah decided to invade our beloved Earth, suck up the planet’s precious fluids and turn all humans into a colony of slaves manufacturing stylish synthetic apparel. After several years of research, they came upon the perfect camouflage to mask their invasion. Unfortunately, when they landed in French Lick, Indiana, passengers boarded with tickets for Disney World, Florida. The aliens couldn’t cope with the passengers bringing aboard more than one carry-on bag, complaints about an outdated in-flight movie featuring Don Knotts and the lack of leg room so they aborted their entire mission and invaded Pluto –– which wasn’t even a planet.