Cow Patty

Cow Patty

Pity poor Quinton Fisk. The promising 20-something was in the final semester of studying for his doctorate in B.S. (Bovinian Socialization) and was happily conducting a case study in Hankiwad,…

Carma

Carma

Conrad and Blythe had a knack for rubbing people the wrong way. That’s probably why they were attracted to each other at a Roller Derby exhibition in New Jersey and…

Bottoms Up

Bottoms Up

From his senior thesis, Noark Andresen, a Mythology Studies major from the Swedish Lund Institutet, re-enacts the birth of Stigg. Legend has it that Stigg, a full grown man-child, was…

Just Us

Just Us

Just as Quinton was yet again complaining to his therapist about life’s injustices, the Angels of Happiness materialized. Three distracted him with clever (and dirty) limericks while the fourth one…

Don’t Look Back

Don’t Look Back

While exploring the Emerald Isle, Sir Hilary Fagglemoore happened upon and trapped a leprechaun and was promised three wishes. Unfortunately, the clever imp promptly hid from view in Sir Hilary’s…

Thick Headed

Thick Headed

Pity poor Pippin. He had fought the flu for days and his head not only throbbed but also felt like it was filled with Plaster of Paris. He soaked in…

Guffaw

Guffaw

Berktel-Rok-Tellahl planned to first scorch the surface of planet Earth and subjugate all humans into being his personal slaves but he had the misfortune of teleporting down beside Sadie Waddleneck…

Industrial Accident

Industrial Accident

Kevin Bodwaddy was an overly dedicated employee at the “What? The Water Was Cold” shrink wrap company in Pacoima, California. Dedicated until he was tripped by his prankish supervisor and…

An Eyeful

An Eyeful

Presenting a recently discovered vintage photo of Mr. Peanut cruising the north shore of the Seine, Paris France. A mere moment after this picture was snapped, the icon tried to…

Lighten Up

Lighten Up

As he continued his experimentations with helium, Simon had his girlfriend’s pet, Jiggle Jaws, inhale the monoatomic gas for 18 hours. The outcome was better than Simon had dreamed possible.