Don’t Look Back

While exploring the Emerald Isle, Sir Hilary Fagglemoore happened upon and trapped a leprechaun and was promised three wishes. Unfortunately, the clever imp promptly hid from view in Sir Hilary’s anterior orifice so that he could avoid granting the aforementioned wishes. All this changed when Sir Hilary’s fiancé, Gladys Pendwiddle, served him an undercooked blood sausage, forcing him to hasten to the loo. Needless to say, the leprechaun never saw a rainbow again.