Retirement Says a Me

Like you, I’ve often wondered whatever happened to Aladdin. Well, he developed a nasty allergy to palm tree sap (which presented itself as unsightly rashes in the crotch area) so he retired to Shasta Lake where he dabbled in real estate, fashioned sculptures from discarded lighting fixtures and tended bar at The Drunken Genie — but his true passion was sledding. Of course he did it when no one else was around – just Aladdin and his magical flying toboggan.