Permanent Love

Chuck and Chantilly were in love. A love so deep, so head spinning, so forever that it made even dead poets blush. As if things weren’t perfect enough, Chuck got a union job at the local Super Glue factory. On the night of Chuck’s first day on the assembly line, the two celebrated at the romantic Belch and Whistle Café where he surprised Chantilly with a pocketful of product samples. Unfortunately the two lovers drank far too many bacon-infused martinis and playfully dribbled the wondrous adhesive on each other. Chantilly became stuck to Chuck’s shoulder and he found himself cemented to the table. So, in a supreme poetic twist — from that day until now — Chuck and Chantilly have literally been inseparable.