Tuesday. 8:57am. Carl Buswelder, anxious to get to his macramé lesson on time, started to dash thru the intersection against the light. As he stepped off the curb, he felt…

Experiment #425 was successful. Too successful. Sir Tubsters, a stray found living beneath a dumpster in the alley behind the astrophysics lab, was continuously suspended in “stasis” for 8 weeks.…

Chuck and Chantilly were in love. A love so deep, so head spinning, so forever that it made even dead poets blush. As if things weren’t perfect enough, Chuck got…

Flap Navel always dreamed of vacationing on planet Earth because, as an unattractive, middle-aged Ballwalladeen from the Fourth-Alternate-Universe-On-The-Left, he was so shockingly pink that his fellow Ballwalladeenians soundly shirked him.…

Jean Pierre Grandnez was the most renowned postman in all of Toulouse. His profound proboscis could pinpoint the emotions of the person posting each and every missive. He knew that…

Gloria and Steffen Blander felt that their lives were pointless. Neither was on a path with clear direction or passion. Then Future Cat – an all-knowing, immortal god-like creature that…

The Almighty Brainiac Overlords from the galaxy Poop-Loopah decided to invade our beloved Earth, suck up the planet’s precious fluids and turn all humans into a colony of slaves manufacturing…

Their attraction was certainly unforeseen and some would say scandalous, but as a long dead poet once wrote, “Love refuses to be denied”. Carlotta was a chorus line performing scuba…

Aliens, impressed with Mr. Jowls abilities to fetch objects larger than his head, emit seemingly endless volumes of gas, and casually sniff other animals’ butts with impunity, beamed him aboard…

Like you, I’ve often wondered whatever happened to Aladdin. Well, he developed a nasty allergy to palm tree sap (which presented itself as unsightly rashes in the crotch area) so…