Experiment #425 was successful. Too successful. Sir Tubsters, a stray found living beneath a dumpster in the alley behind the astrophysics lab, was continuously suspended in “stasis” for 8 weeks. Food, cat toys — even the kitty litter box — all had to be levitated up to him. In fact, Tubbs was suspended for so long his molecular structure was re-aligned. To this day, Tubbs comfortably walks around on the ceiling of the lab. And, yes, on occasion fur balls drop from above. Next spring he’s being assigned to the International Space Station as a tutorial for novice astronauts.